|   10 Commandments of Socal Riding | Howeler
Sep 10, 2001 4:04 PM | | I couldn't resist!
1. Respect our trails by not telling everyone how great Noble Canyon was (it's not great -trust me)
2. Buy the most expensive bike you can find - it gives you the right of way in passing others.
3. When encountering other riders on the trail, be sure to first check their bike to see if they're worthy of talking to.
4. You can wear lycra or baggies, but be sure to say "Dude" -"Bro" or "Sick" at least once on the ride.
5. If your bike says Ellsworth -Ventana -Seven or Turner you may wear anything you'd like -you're already IN.
6. If you encounter illegal aliens in the canyons be sure to say "Yo quiero Mota" or yell "Migra -Migra" your choice.
7. A cell phone may be used during the ride -but only to check how your Microsoft stock is doing.
8. For strength be sure to eat tofu with a wheat grass shot -or buy an over priced burrito called a "wrap".
9. Don't whine about how hot, dry or dusty the trails are here or we'll send you north to ride with the North Shore Posse -please follow their guidelines below.
10. If you're not used to doing major climbs -don't whine about it -do what the other do -shuttle but only in a BMW SUV. |
| Great! (nm) | jilm
Sep 10, 2001 4:39 PM | | |
| Leave Ventana out of this Dude! | Bike Me
Sep 10, 2001 4:49 PM | | Cracked me up! Sounds alot like Norcal 10. Paul |
| loved #8 | moschika
Sep 10, 2001 4:56 PM | | still don't understand why anyone would pay that much for those tiny little burritos called "wraps" |
| Noble Canyon is to, great..... | SirCrashalot
Sep 10, 2001 6:40 PM | | Just don't get suckered into riding the pavement up. 11 miles up, 11 miles down, simple. What could be better? Middle Peak? |
| Wrap sandwich..... | Blue 'Goose
Sep 10, 2001 7:47 PM | | The worst part of the wrap sandwich thing is that some people think you need to eat the paper. |
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