|   Happy to be Celly's new special friend..HAHAHAHA!!! | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 6:24 AM | | Saw your delightful little poll and all the nice replies you put under my post from yesterday. A few points:
1) Yes, I know you're not S.S. I can also read I.P's. Just me being a sarcastic bastid. Get used to it.
2) As for the whole "multiple personality" B.S--all you've proven is that I go to C.G, use the computer lab, and go to Passion regularly. As far as that's concerned, I'm guilty on all counts. Does that mean I'm C.B? Noooo...did it ever occur to you that other people might use this site too? Besides, what the hell would I gain from playing the alias game anyway? NOTHING. Which is why I don't partake in it.
3) Isn't it kind of cowardly to attack my poll after I've already left for the day? Afraid that I might say something in my defense, huh?
Welcoming your next attack...
S.J |
| As far as number 2 goes . . . . | Fiver
Oct 25, 2001 6:36 AM | | I find it interesting that the alleged "C.B." posted a response to your "Please give me attention post" from last week 7 minutes after the initial post went up. From the same computer lab. You sure you don't know each other?
Oh, and celly already has a special friend. That's him up there. |
| As far as number 2 goes . . . . | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 6:52 AM | | Don't know who C.B is. I happened to be taking a bathroom trip when that message was posted.
S.J |
| Sorry, you beat me to it (see below) | celly
Oct 25, 2001 6:55 AM | | Yeah, your big alter-ego (oops, enemy) waits in the computer lab for his little sniveller to go take a dump, then the conspiracy continues. Do you hear voices as well? |
| Seriously.. | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 7:00 AM | | I wasn't in the room. Hey, I don't care. My life goes on, no matter if you believe me or not.
S.J |
| You're very believable. | celly
Oct 25, 2001 7:03 AM | | Honestly. |
| He had a valid excuse.....rully. | celly
Oct 25, 2001 6:54 AM | | So says Mr. Crybaby:
"I happened to be on the crapper when that message by C.B was posted."
If you don't believe me, go here:
http://forums13.consumerreview.com/crforum?14@@.ee8cd7a/54
This little pussy has an excuse for everything. |
| ROTFL | Jive
Oct 25, 2001 7:04 AM | | You keep tabs on what time and for how long you're pushing chutney? I hear there's 0% financing on lives right now, get yours soon.
(S+J, not celly). |
| Are you really Jive? | celly
Oct 25, 2001 7:06 AM | | Methinks it's someone posting as Jive. Grand conspiracy I tell you.
celly (real or fake, that post by the faux Jive was a good un) |
| Ruining lunch too? | McCracken
Oct 25, 2001 7:09 AM | | I was going to go out for Indian food, but I guess that idea is out the window!
McCracken |
| Mmmm, Indian food | Jive
Oct 25, 2001 7:11 AM | | "I'll take a lamb vindaloo, a keema nan and three pints of Guinness. Just pour it all down the toilet, it'll be quicker." |
| Damn..... | celly
Oct 22, 2001 5:40 PM | | Now you've got me thinking of Indian. There's a great Indian buffet right around the corner from here. Doesn't open for 2 hours, though.
Let's start an Indian food poll to kill time, shall we?
I'll start.
My reply is:
Jal Frazi. |
| Nah, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Jive
Oct 25, 2001 7:16 AM | | What team did Jal Frazi play for? |
| Nan (nm) | scorcher
Oct 25, 2001 7:22 AM | | |
| Err, I meant "Naan" (naan message) | scorcher
Oct 25, 2001 7:26 AM | | |
| All I ask from my local Indian buffet place is that they.... | McCracken
Oct 25, 2001 7:30 AM | | ...relabel the "Chutney" as "Relish".
It prevents horrible mental images courtesy of Jive.
McCracken |
| I hear ya..... | celly
Oct 25, 2001 7:40 AM | | Chutney will never be the same. :-( |
| Hey crybaby. | celly
Oct 25, 2001 6:39 AM | | >(1) Yes, I know you're not S.S. I can also read I.P's. Just me being a sarcastic bastid. Get used to it.
You are so full of shit. You come right out and accuse me of something then when I call you on it, you say you were joking. Classic backpedal. You don't have a sarcastic bone in your body from what I've seen so far. Au cointraire, you take life FAR TOO SERIOUSLY.
>2) As for the whole "multiple personality" B.S--all you've proven is that I go to C.G, use the computer lab, and go to Passion regularly. As far as that's concerned, I'm guilty on all counts. Does that mean I'm C.B? Noooo...did it ever occur to you that other people might use this site too? Besides, what the hell would I gain from playing the alias game anyway? NOTHING. Which is why I don't partake in it.
Look sniveller, I don't even know who the hell CB was for the most part. But the whole "someone else is posting from the same computer" BS is the oldest excuse in the book. What do you have to gain? I have no idea. What do other snivelling spazoids like yourself have to gain by playing their little anonymous games? From what I've seen of your posts, you're a bored little dweeb with too much time on your hands. It obviously amuses you to post such crap all over the site. Your little poll last week clearly showed how spineless you are. Should have made good on your promise and just left. There are message boards all over the web that could use your participation. Why do you have to pollute Passion with your verbal diarrhea? From what I'm seeing you fill this board with your "thinking out loud" BS and rarely does it have much to do with riding. Have you ever posted about a ride? If so, please send me the url.
>3) Isn't it kind of cowardly to attack my poll after I've already left for the day? Afraid that I might say something in my defense, huh?
Give me a focking break. I don't have the time to sit around a computer lab all day posting about the first thing that pops into my head. I have this thing called a "job", and I'm wasting that time even replying to your latest rubbish. I also have a life. Last night was the first time I had read Passion all day, and you really want to identify sarcasm, read my "poll" again, because it's dripping with it.
Bring it on you little pussy. |
| Think before you speak! | McCracken
Oct 25, 2001 7:01 AM | | It's nearing lunchtime here and you pop off with the "verbal diarrhea" comment. Have a little compassion man!
McCracken, (Not really McCracken, just someone else posting from McCracken's computer!) |
| Sorry Phil..... | celly
Oct 25, 2001 7:05 AM | | I'm not really celly. Someone has broken into my office and is posting like mad claiming to be me. celly's taking a dump but you didn't need to know that, did you? |
| Hey, if I'm wasting your time... | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 7:22 AM | | ...then why even reply to my "rubbish?" Got something better to do? Do it. If you have a life and a job, then why are you here?
As far as the whole S.S=Celly, I did that with the specific purpose of pissing both of you off. I succeeded, did I not? Now you know what it feels like to have people spouting bullshit about you up and down this board every time you post. Backpedal, my arse.
I did post a ride awhile ago. I'll get you the URL..oh wait, thought you couldn't care less? Hell, as I recall NOBODY read the frickin' post anyway..and people get all pissed over non-MTB posts. A little hypocritical, methinks, especially considering how many hits that flame wars like this one get. I guarantee at least 400 views for this post alone.
Have you ever been in a college computer lab? Person leaves computer, another person fills in the spot, person leaves and so on, ad infinitum. Someone could have easily posted from the computer I last used. So accusing me on that basis just doesn't work.
Bored? Yes..bored with you and S.S's stream of endless crap. Post something constructive already!!!
S.J (living a happy life + gainfully employed) |
| Tried to piss me off, huh? | celly
Oct 25, 2001 7:32 AM | | Just out of the blue you decided it was time to piss off celly, huh? On the contrary you haven't "pissed me off". I have a new play toy thanks to you and I'm liking this.
Thanks for playing. :-)
celly (University of Calgary class of 1990. We didn't use computers. We counted on our fingers and used an abicus) |
| When celly wanted to count to twenty-one | moneyman
Oct 25, 2001 7:36 AM | | He called over a friend.
a$$man
Sorry, Brad.
Maybe not. |
| You're always picking on me, Matt...... | celly
Oct 25, 2001 7:41 AM | | It's making me very, very sad. |
| Amazing. Another CB/SJ similarity.... | TheWanderer
Oct 25, 2001 10:06 AM | | Notice the vehement insistence on a "secret plan to piss you off" tactic:
i "As far as the whole S.S=Celly, I did that with the specific purpose of pissing both of you off. I succeeded, did I not? Now you know what it feels like to have people spouting bullshit about you up and down this board every time you post. Backpedal, my arse.
This is strikingly similar to C.B's insistence that the purpose of his 7 or so day stint here was to reveal all us Passionite's as close-minded, ignorant arseholes or something like that. Then when he was called on backpedaling he spazzed out.
Methinks one can change the way they type their messages (i.e. no spaces after periods) but they cannot change their style of thinking and writing. I mean, if you can call it thinking.
TW (If you can't beat 'em....) |
| Oh come on! | celly
Oct 25, 2001 11:15 AM | | You don't believe what you just typed do you? It's a conspiracy! Everyone's out to get S+J, especially when he's on the crapper. Cease and desist such openly displays of logic. It's bound to get the spazoid all worked up into another tizzy. With that comes mindless posts, and the cyber version of tears. Maybe it's time for another "should I Stay or should I go now?" poll. ;-)
OK, I believe what you typed as well. I didn't know much of this CB spazoid, but the you're obviously in the know. Thanks for the chuckle.
celly (friend or faux?) |
| Actually.... | TheWanderer
Oct 25, 2001 11:39 AM | | I know only as much as you. Though if I had any personal relations to either of these guys I'd deny it till my death. Here's the other thread:
http://forums13.consumerreview.com/crforum?14@@.ee88b0f
Just caught me as oddly similar.
TW (Can spot a turd a mile away) |
| Definitely are similarities....... | celly
Oct 25, 2001 11:45 AM | | Did this CB spazoid suddenly disappear and the SJ whiner appear soon after? I believe this part about them posting from the same location as enough people know how to sniff IP# info here. The whiner also agrees that they are posting from the same place so I assume that's true as it's coming from the horse's ass himself. The whole part about one posting while the other one is crapping, uh....smells bad. It is the oldest excuse in the book and has been used numerous times thorugh the years. It's remarkable how people like to backtrack once they've been caught in a lie.
Thanks for the background. |
| You didn't catch me in a lie.. | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 11:51 AM | | I'm not backtracking at all. Can't stand the truth, can you? Can't stand to be wrong? Gonna fight this to the bitter freaking end, am I right?
Very well. So will I.
S.J |
| Your version of the "truth"..... | celly
Oct 25, 2001 11:58 AM | | is as pathetic as the little game you think you're playing. Judging by the posts I've read today, not many folks are buying it. Sounds to me like you're the only one. |
| No "version" of the truth... | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 12:03 PM | | What I said IS true. Just because you were not there doesn't make it a lie. You're the one who's choosing what you want to believe.
C'mon, keep it up...
S.J |
| Ever heard of "your word against their's"? | celly
Oct 25, 2001 12:42 PM | | You're just not believable, crybaby. |
| re: Ever heard of "your word against their's"? | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 12:54 PM | | Ah, the "might makes right" fallacy.
Try again, maybe you'll make me angrier.
S.J |
| I'm not so sure I can get you more "angry" | celly
Oct 25, 2001 3:04 PM | | You certainly appear to have issues. |
| I've really had enough... | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 11:42 AM | | Not trying to pass off everybody as assholes--just Celly and S.S. I'm sick of them and their cowardly lies. I am not C.B and NEVER was C.B. They still don't get it.
Think about this way: How would you feel if complete strangers starting making up untruths and spread them around (internet or not--principle is the same), and you had no means to disprove them? That's basically what all this is. Have you the brain cells to ponder that?? What you're doing is outright slander, and why should I sit back and tolerate it? ANSWER: I'm not going to. Hence this whole time-wasting, irrelevant flame war.
Want me to stop? Bury this shit and leave it. Then I will be happy to post something productive. Can you grasp that? Or am I wasting my time even talking to you?
S.J (sick of it all) |
| Funny how..... | celly
Oct 25, 2001 11:54 AM | | only last night you provoked me by accusing me of slamming you anonymously. I call you on it, and you're suddenly blaming me for all that ails you. A nice backpedal and you claim it was all by design, and you even admitted you did it to piss me off. And for what? Outside of your crybaby poll last week, we had never had any exhanges. Now I'm on you like flies to shit, er "crap" and you don't like it. Piss all over your bed and then complain because you're forced to sleep in it. Want it to end?
You know where the door is.
Until then, I'll toss you around like a cat does a cat toy. Funny how you're singling me out when a lot of folks have taken a lot of jabs at you as well today. I'm equal to the task my little crybaby. In fact, this is too easy. You're certainly one of the most pathetic specimens we've had in these parts, and I've seen a lot of them through the years. Fortunately they eventually tire and move on.
Until then, thanks for the laughs. :-)
celly (meow) |
| F%ck off... | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 11:59 AM | | ...'cause I wouldn't leave if you paid me.
This won't end 'till the lies stop, from you, from S.S, from whoever. Understood?
S.J (will keep this up 'till the day you die) |
| So it shall remain. | celly
Oct 25, 2001 12:10 PM | | and I look forward to it. At the end of the day, remember who brought it on.
(Hint, look in the mirror for the answer---or can you see yourself through all the tears?) |
| No crying here... | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 12:15 PM | | ....only complete hatred. AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE HERE. You, Celly, have accomplished the unthinkable objective of pissing ME off, and so you now get everything you so richly deserve.
So keep it goin'. I will happily tear you apart like a steak fed to the lions.
S.J |
| Another doozy by the crybaby...... | celly
Oct 25, 2001 12:40 PM | | Hatred is a strong word, little man. It's what brought on the WTC and Pentagon tragedies. From what I'm seeing of you in the last 24 hours, you're capable of some pretty scary shit. I'm just glad I live where I do. I don't hate you. I feel a lot of pity but definitely don't hate you.
Control your anger, little man.
Now, if you're thinking of "tearing me apart like steak fed to lions", you better try a lot harder because you need a lion first. You're a pussy, but you ain't no lion. If you meant:
"I'll tear you apart like an amoeba fed to a paramecium", that would be believable. Lack of spine and all. |
| No, "hatred" is definitely proper word choice here... | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 12:52 PM | | And I am normally loathe of tossing that word around, but guess what? You are MORE than deserving of it. Both you and S.S. EVERY fu&king time I post both of you try to cut me down in any way possible. I've timed you--within 10 minutes or even less, I see another nasty response, followed by another one. Are you PROUD of this?? It would be so ridiculous in itself if it wasn't being done to hurt people.
And you ARE damn lucky you aren't within arms' reach. I am THAT pissed. You have suceeded in pushing me that far and for that you only have yourself to blame.
S.J (don't want or need Celly's pity) |
| TODAY only. | celly
Oct 25, 2001 3:06 PM | | AFTER you fired an unprovoked volley at me last night. Your "victim's complex" is extremely pathetic. Do you have any idea how stupid you look?
Obviously not. |
| If you've *really* had enough.... | TheWanderer
Oct 25, 2001 1:02 PM | | Then YOU would drop it.
You profess yourself to be innocent. All I did was highlight two exhibits and point out my observations that they seemed to parallel eachother in a variety of ways. I never accused you of being anyone. Usually, when someone fights tooth and nail with slanderous remarks, as you are doing, it is because they are either hiding something, or have such low self-esteem that they need to engage in a verbal battle to try and convince themselves that what they are being accused of is not true.
You'd do best to just shut up, as TNJED did. That's what the honorable, the better of two men, would do in a situation like this. Say "You can believe what you want" and then put a moratorium on threads like this becuase coming back to call someone a "shithead" does NOTHING for your credibility. To answer your question ahead of time, Celly can do it because he has established credibility here. To answer your second question ahead of time, Yes, it's unfair. Welcome to society.
You aren't wasting your time talking to me. You're wasting your time talking, period. You fight like my brothers and I did when we were kids. No matter who started the fight, one of us always had to get in the last punch. And if the punch didn't make me cry, he'd punch me till I did regardless of how many times I'd hit him.
So if you are, in fact, seven years old, please disregard this message.
TW |
| I'd happily drop it.. | S+J
Oct 25, 2001 1:08 PM | | ..if others didn't believe it and people like Celly didn't have to spread falsehoods around. But I know as soon as I leave, just like yesterday, that Celly, S.S, and others will keep it up.
Try and convince me otherwise.
S.J |
| Spreading falsehoods? | celly
Oct 25, 2001 3:11 PM | | I didn't have a clue about you before last week's poll. There were many people accusing you of being that CB wanker, and they sure seemed to have valid reasons for calling you as such. Otherwise they wouldn't have been on you so much. I haven't spread squat. I've never looked up your IP# and I don't have a clue whether they're right or wrong. But strictly based on your behaviour, you act like someone who has something to hide. You overcompensate to a point where you look guilty.
Blame yourself, little man. |
| Do you ever even read the body of a post? | TheWanderer
Oct 25, 2001 4:19 PM | | Or just the subject line. You exactly proved the point I was making in my post. If you are indeed innocent and a decent man, then you would just let it drop, and let Celly carry on with alleged "falsehoods," but that would be okay because you would know that they were nothing more than falsehoods. And the only thing that ever really matters is that you believed in you. You would succeed in causing yourself lots of grief, and possibly make Celly out to look like a fool, which I am guessing is your current purpose. Instead, you're carrying on with this idiocy, which accomplishes nothing but displaying you as a half-dumb headcase. Think for once.
TW (not taking sides) |
| Gaw dam man...... | Monte
Oct 25, 2001 7:03 AM | | you think this shit is cool? |
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