|   Long MTB story (please read) | Hughgene
Nov 26, 2001 1:42 PM | | My day began at 9:00am, rolling out of bed to piss out the 12 Coors Light from the night before, take a couple of Advil, and f**k my girlfrirend.
I drank some milk and slammed a breakfast of eggs and bacon, scratched my ass a couple of times, then got dressed while the cat sat there licking his balls, slipping on my old sweats that still feel like an old friend after all these years.
I look at my bike sitting in the other room, and fondly look back on the night before, installing new brake cables and lubing my chain. I put on my bike gear, carry my bike downstairs, and then (NEVER MIND,,,,NO-ONE WANTS TO READ 8 F**KING PARAGRAPHS ABOUT MY GODDAMN DAY, MY RIDE, OR ANYTHING IN BETWEEN, I ONLY WISH OTHERS WOULD REALIZE THIS TOO!) |
| It sucks | Drewpy
Nov 26, 2001 1:46 PM | | that you need to have a command of the language to enjoy this site, huh? |
| seek help. | Stick
Nov 26, 2001 1:47 PM | | |
| You left out the part.... | TNJED®
Nov 26, 2001 1:55 PM | | about actually waking up, and realizing that you just drank some week old urine out of the milk jug, ate a couple turds that your cat left for you in the Advil jar, f**cked your dog, and slipped on a pair of pantyhose for another day working at the carny as a bearded lady. Some day you'll get to move out of that trailer park....someday. |
| You left out the part....You're right!!! I live in Vista,,,,,,, | HUGHGENE
Nov 26, 2001 3:01 PM | | You know what, I think I did f**k the dog, he has been walking around looking like his ass is sore!!!
I would love to chat, but I have to groom my beard for the gig at the carny. |
| You left out the part.... | Russ-Ale-Gay-Friends
Nov 26, 2001 4:54 PM | | Dog? Girlfriend? Who cares what you f*ck?
Now tell us more about your sexy ass scratching! |
| dang, Jed... that actually was funny! | gonzostrike
Nov 26, 2001 4:18 PM | | hard to believe you posted something that didn't make me feel bored or scornful. good work. |
| I agree... that actually was funny! | Reed Weedakowski
Nov 26, 2001 4:32 PM | | I actually snickered!!! That was good..... |
| Thank you...Thank you.... | TNJED®
Nov 27, 2001 9:31 AM | | I've been practicing...I set up a mock passion on my computer, and I just sit around a post and reply jokes at myself all day |
| LOL! nm | JRinCA
Nov 27, 2001 10:04 AM | | |
| I hear that's Pete's and BeeT's secret too. NM | gonzostrike
Nov 27, 2001 2:54 PM | | no fargin message. gotta get that tongue unstuck from between my teeth and cheek |
| We're on the same page. | Bikebreath
Nov 26, 2001 2:01 PM | | Dude, I like your attitude. Let's hang out, I'll buy you a beer. Exactly where do you live?
Bb, [ will travel to make "friends". ] |
| Well there's your problem - the Rocky Mountain mouse piss | Twilight Error®
Nov 26, 2001 2:34 PM | | Beer *shouldn't* be transparent.
Now hurry back to class before the teacher notices you're gone and gives you detention. |
| Well there's your problem - the Rocky Mountain mouse piss | HUGHGENE
Nov 26, 2001 3:03 PM | | Actually, the Coors were after 5 HUGE joints and a quart of vodka.
I have been stuck in the 8th grade for 4 years, I had to move from Ramona Ca. to Vista CA for a fifth try at making the ninth grade.
How did you know I were still in scoo?? |
| The California educational system lives up to it's reputation. | Russ-Ale
Nov 26, 2001 3:59 PM | | But, you "aced" the potty mouth test. Nice going kid! |
| The California educational system lives up to it's rep---F**k U | hugh
Nov 26, 2001 4:06 PM | | Blow me, you rinkled up old putz, i will kick your ass and all your old man gay friends can kiss my dogs ass. |
| Oooh! Another intelligent post... | Russ-Ale
Nov 26, 2001 5:49 PM | | your shining brilliance is blinding. Your head would explode if name calling were a sign of intelligence. Ka Boom! |
| The California educational system -----should be Puss-Ale!!! | hugh
Nov 26, 2001 4:07 PM | | pussy |
| Ha! | UnabikeR
Nov 26, 2001 7:09 PM | | That's funny. |
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