|   Paging my old buddy Celly and his supporters | noBackground ImNobody
Dec 29, 2001 5:24 PM | | I have been bored for several days not being able to ride due to inclement weather - so I figured I'd visit the forum and sharpen up my typing skills.
Without resorting to your techno skills (no cheating!) see if you can figure out which is my handle on this thread based upon that razor fine reasoning acquired over the years in Passion. Remember, I still suffer from M.P.D.
You are allowed any help from your supporters as long as they don't demean my fragile ego. Please don't accuse me of being a troller, this being my sincere attempt to re-kindle an old friendship with my bud celly and due to the fact that my friends in Nantucket actually think of that as an honorable livelihood.
If you get it right, I will recite Oh Canada in English and French I know its not much but its all I could think of on the spur of the moment or if you prefer, I promise to go away for another 6 months or so.
Go to this thread in passion which was posted originally on 12/22/01 :
http://forums13.consumerreview.com/crforum?14@@.ee9ffcc
For those of you having an attention span longer than a nat and have progressed this far down the page, here is a bonus question.
Since Corine has been in the passionite news recently, what SPECIFIC act did Corine Dorland, her hot Be One teammate and I pleasantly perform as a threesome on a HOT Saturday's evening in the summer of '99 at Big Bear Lake? This is absolutely true no B.S.
C'mon Pete, go for it, give it your best shot!
Hint:
This act is commonly performed by foreigners who I.M.H.O. are able to perform it for a much longer time than Americans without getting tired and quitting.
The winner with the correct answer for the SPECIFIC act gets my King of the Mountain jersey from the old Mercury Tour (Tour of the Rockies)-you know-Christmas spirit and all.
Remember, it was performed as a threesome but often times during the actual event one of us would be resting, while the other two carried the team so to speak because my God, we had a race the very next day.
Hi, LeeL! |
| nm | celly
Dec 29, 2001 6:12 PM | | zzz |
| C'mon cell, don't be a party pooper! | nobackground I'mnobody
Dec 29, 2001 6:37 PM | | For those of you like celly that think the above post is a rambling babble because you are more accustomed to reading (or posting) short one-liners (for instantaneous gratification) I suggest that you read a little each day on the installment plan in order to help with digestion.
Happy New Year cell! |
| PedalBoy, is that you? | JimmyHasPurpleForks
Dec 29, 2001 6:42 PM | | My guess is PedalBoy ya focker. |
| HeyHimmyWhoseProudOfHisForks | nobackground- I'mnobody
Dec 29, 2001 7:11 PM | | PedalBoy is incorrect!
Hell, it's not even one of the choices from the 12/22 hyperlink!
And as far as the bonus question another big incorrect!
No act involving a pedal was performed with either Be One girl.
Try again yo facker. |
| My guess. | $3 Sierra Nevadas?!!
Dec 29, 2001 8:05 PM | | DR1? |
| Sorry, wrong answer | nobackground I'mnobody
Dec 29, 2001 8:35 PM | | Let me help out a little here.
For the first question if you go to the hyperlink the choices are:
Fnky
CalAtty
scotts
Indepen. Arbitration Panel
Coolhand
Cardilogist Cal (must be a typo)
Radiologist Rod
L.A. Mtbr
Matno
Independent Arbitrator
gonzostrike
Attorney Alexander
For the bonus question- use your imagination. I already gave a hint.
Try again.
For those that haven't tried a guess yet, jeez just pretend that you actually decided to take a brand new line on one of your local trails. It won't hurt if you guess wrong. And look at the upside I've got to type out the whole Oh Canada thing in English and French and/or send essentially a collector's jersey to the lucky winna. |
| I know! | Finch Platte
Dec 29, 2001 8:46 PM | | Phil Collins, right?
fp |
| I know! | nobackground I'mnobody
Dec 29, 2001 9:00 PM | | Maybe if I had said-
ALWAYS, TAKE ME HOME, HAND IN HAND for ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE you GROOVY KIND OF LOVE, finch.
Or,
finch, DON'T LOSE MY NUMBER, because DO YOU REMEMBER that AGAINST ALL ODDS you said that we would keep SEPARATE LIVES !
Phil Collins is incorrect for part 1 of the post.
For the bonus question its is a THING we did as a threesome not a person.
Another card? |
| I dont know! | titanium spokes
Dec 29, 2001 9:44 PM | | get a life you dadgum canuck proctolagist butt lover, go ride in the snow if your bored! |
| You don't know much, monsieur ! | no background I'mnobody
Dec 29, 2001 10:22 PM | | That's the spirit ! ! ! !
I won't bother you by expounding upon the ridiculous behavior of building wheels with titanium spokes but if you don't have a team mechanic then just call Dave Thomas of Dave's Wheels he's got an 800 number and is probably the best thing going for privateers.
With regards to your other observations
I've got a life Didn't you read that I am in the process of improving my typing skills and now I'm up to around 60 words per minute.
Did I say I was Canadian ? ? ? ?And if I am what of it ?
A proctolagist wasn't one of the choices, regardless of the fact that there is no such animal in the English language which you just butchered.
Butt lover I do admit that I admire a fine female derriere but did I allude to any anal act occurring during the threesome with the Be One gals? get your mind out of the Hershey Highway.
There is no snow around here. If there was, I'd be outside in a flash doing 50 meter power slides with my CR. |
| You don't know much, SIR ! | titainium spokes
Dec 30, 2001 1:53 PM | | My apologies ,your much more intelligent than I thought. |
| Apologies are always | no background I'm nobody
Dec 30, 2001 2:47 PM | | Graciously accepted regardless of their degree of sincerity (actually I really think of my self as a dumb-arse with short term memory loss but your compliment did wonders for my ego!)
Now, since your handle suggests some knowledge of the mtb culture, why don't you give the bonus question a good old Yankee try.
If you are even somewhat close, I may just throw out another hint which may lead you down the path of true righteousness. |
| 1 thing I know | titainium spokes
Dec 30, 2001 3:09 PM | | your definatly not gonzostrike, he is an A hole of gigantic proportion, low intelligence/ IQ.
Im drawing a huge blank on the bonus question
my fellow Yanks will think Im the idiot now |
| Well...........that's | no background I'mnobody
Dec 30, 2001 4:44 PM | | Correct...
take gonzostrike off the list of possible candidates. But don't discount old gonzo because maybe he can help Attorney Alexander with his query posted a few threads down below, with the spousal support dilemma in the state of California.
For the bonus question, think of it this way:
You are away from home, in a foreign land and you want to have fun with two of your friends who just happen to be hot babes.
You've already pre-run the race course, in fact you've done a lap at race pace and your legs still feel great! There's no holding back tonight!
What things come natural ?
P.S.
Don't worry about what people think. |
| That be gnat not nat | zilla
Dec 30, 2001 10:24 AM | | and my limited brain is not up to such a mental challenge.. sorry.. |
| Sorry, for not explaining | nobackground I'mnobody
Dec 30, 2001 10:38 AM | | A nat is a mentally challenged gnat (literary license and all- you know).
I really don't believe that your brain is as limited as you think.
I'll help out again.
I admit to being Independent Arbitrator but remember as I told celly- I still suffer from M.P.D.
Another spin at the wheel? |
| Ha - sorry - memory gotten hazy | LeeL
Dec 30, 2001 6:57 PM | | Remember my boss's old place in Whistler? He sold it 2 years ago. Ive now been looking to rebuy it but the effing prices have skyrocketed. I wish he had waited a couple of years till I could afford it - what a primo singletrack and ski location. When did you move to CA and in gods' name- why?
I still think your views on tech companies economics are wrong but apologize for the crack about your mother. I think my reply got deleted in the general gong show of the marketplace discussion msgboard. |
| Oh man, Whistler! (or Alta Lake for the REAL old school!) | no background I'mnobody
Dec 31, 2001 7:33 AM | | I get goose bumps every time that I hear that word! I hope you eventually can purchase that primo place!
Speaking of Whistler, I was just up there at the end of Sept. with my most significant other!
The vacation was absolutely fantastic because we got up there just before they closed down the lifts and there were no crowds as it was essentially between seasons.
Adult sidebar: This proved to be an especially good time of the year for my peace of mind because my girlfriend has this peculiar (? maybe not, - I should just think of it as different strokes for different folks) trait of absolutely loving to do IT in public places !
Think just about EVERYWHERE !
The scariest part of the whole trip was when she absconded (new word) me to the restroom on the plane to test our high altitude endurance! I felt like just about everyone that looked at us come out of the restroom thought that we were male and female terrorists because it was just a couple weeks or so after 9/11.
I was just waiting for an undercover sky marshal to jump us and handcuff us strike that she would have gotten excited again if she were cuffed!
Anyway, enough birds and bees talk, as a peace offering to any offended eyes, let me just say that on the hot Saturday evening with the Be One girls up at Big Bear Lake the act that we experienced together as a threesome was NOT the dirty deed. That's another hint for anyone that wants that free jersey.
Anyway, we actually spent most of our riding time on The Flank trail because she loves to climb her brains out rather than negotiating super technical terrain.
Why Cali? Because I got friggin tired of Kirk, Tinker and Jimena brainwashing me about how California is the promised land for year round riding and training.
Don't fret about the Mom comment. I understand and I did get to read your retraction just before the deleting hounds went wild.
We may come back to Whistler again next year God help me! if we don't do La Ruta de los Conquistadore down in Costa Rica another Tinker implanted idea.
P.S.
Do you know when the Grinders bike shop shut down? |
| You got real serious about racing I guess | LeeL
Dec 31, 2001 8:50 AM | | Grinders shut down sometime in 1998. The owner - can't even remember his name - got overextended on debt and got stuck with a line of bikes that no-one wanted.
I love Whistler around End of Sept. So much more mellow. Been doing a bit of riding in the Pemberton - Chilcothin area so its been fun. |
| Are you talking about the guy who imported Sunn? | CraigH
Dec 31, 2001 10:38 AM | | If so, he works for RaceFace now and lives here in Vancouver. |
| Guess... | CraigH
Dec 31, 2001 10:48 AM | | Cardi Cal.
Bonus:
Making Ice Cream |
| Partly correct ! | no background I'm nobody
Dec 31, 2001 11:17 AM | | Since, I told celly that I suffer from M.P.D. (which stands for Multiple Personality Disorder) yes, I posted as Cardio Cal (even though by no means am I smart enough to be a cardiologist!) and as I admitted to earlier, I also posted as Independent Arbitrator; however, that's not all folks. You are on your way though.
Answer to Bonus question:
Making ice cream.
Wrong answer! The fact that it was a HOT night, had absolutely nothing to do with our threesome event. I simply threw it out as a red herring (salmon, for people of the True North).
Good try though. |
| Bonus guess.... | CraigH
Dec 31, 2001 12:31 PM | | Dancing.
Dancing threesomes are fun!
(No, I'm not in the pic below, I just found it on the net.) |
| re: Paging my old buddy Celly and his supporters | Kappy
Dec 31, 2001 4:32 PM | | Singing, canadian style, the national anthem of the 51st state. Just a total, random, short in the dark guess. |
| Attention:Still no winna.Last Hint.Contest expires at 11:59PST | no background I'm nobody
Dec 31, 2001 7:47 PM | | o.k. guys,
There have been several good guesses but the problem is no mountain biker of the female persuasion has taken a shot at it!
I'd bet that the first lady that gave a guess would be correct. (which would be fitting because the jersey is a Euro medium which essentially means slightly larger than a small)
If you guys are still totally clueless, then ask your wives or girlfriends or concentrate on the phrase in one of my hints that said "You are away from home, in a foreign land" and disregard all the other intentional ploys used to misguide you.
Or, will some lady please give the right answer and wake up all the dudes! |
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