|   its Friday and this is funny..... | namaSSte
May 17, 2002 10:22 AM | | Tell me this....
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do
is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight
packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no-one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
Just some things to ponder if you're bored. |
| This is much funnier - big purple lightsaber envy | Obi-John
May 17, 2002 10:52 PM | | Make sure you aren't trying to swallow food while reading this one, unless you enjoy watching it come out of your nose at high velocity.
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/04/jedi.html |
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