|   Congrats McCracken!!....... | knobbydad®
Jun 16, 2002 3:20 AM | | You are the winner of the "Creative canti cable hanger" contest. I tried the suggestion of shaving(thought about waxing but Charlie America has caused a worldwide shortage of wax) the thickness of the hanger down. After a bit of time on the bench grinder it was in place good as new.
You may choose from one of the following prizes:
Passion polls emailed directly to your inbox
A "Pete licks a mean sausage" T-shirt
A personalised poem from Fred³
A pic of Finch Platte's D!ck
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Lyric credits above to the late, great Tubes. |
| Why don't you offer to shave his c*ck? | Finch Platte
Jun 16, 2002 4:23 AM | | What does he want from life?
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