|   Nikki Gudex - Wwwrrrrrooooowww !!!! | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 10:32 AM | | Can you say - perfect mate?? |
| Nice paint job !! (nm) | Rainer
Jul 12, 2002 10:41 AM | | |
| We believe you, we believe you... | Fat-tire
Jul 12, 2002 10:42 AM | | you're not gay.
Now, what do you think we all sit around here waiting for your next post with kleenex by our side? You've seen one air brushed, too-much-make-up wearing, scantly clad woman, you've seen them all. Honestly, I find scars and bruises more of a turn on. (They are real, if you know what I mean?)
I'm guessing you still have the poster of Farah Fawcett on your bedroom ceiling. |
| OK - good.... | Rainer
Jul 12, 2002 10:57 AM | | and Niki is a REAL rider you know. She just happens to be a model as well.
And no - Farah has been retired |
| Nope... | Fat-tire
Jul 12, 2002 11:02 AM | | I didn't. Still, I'll take no makeup over any makeup any day (REAL rider or not). |
| she should be wearing gloves!! | cohenfive
Jul 12, 2002 10:45 AM | | |
| Maybe she is using the patented gloveless sock-grip system! | Spike
Jul 12, 2002 10:57 AM | | Or maybe not. |
| Shallowness abounds. (nm) | Pete.
Jul 12, 2002 10:47 AM | | |
| Advice | ThreePete
Jul 12, 2002 10:54 AM | | If you think someone is a "perfect mate" based on some photographs and the fact she rides, you'd be better off investing some of your six-figure salary in an exact replica at http://www.realdoll.com |
| You moron. Not Yet!!! | FourPete
Jul 12, 2002 10:57 AM | | lol |
| Where's her helmet? | d2az
Jul 12, 2002 10:55 AM | | kidding. thats a nice pic. as much as some people complain, I don't mind looking at pretty girls on bikes.
Dave |
| Can you believe that Dave ??.... | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 11:18 AM | | people complaining about pretty girls on bikes. What's this world coming to. At least we know you're not a homo (as opposed to many other passionates). Ride on. |
| Are you that shallow in real life or is | Pete.
Jul 12, 2002 11:28 AM | | this just a schtick that you think is funny on the internet?
Pete |
| Shallow ??....... | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 11:45 AM | | So now I'm shallow, huh? Is this mostly due to my opinions on "homosexuals" or because I post hot chicks on bikes?
Aren't you going to flame me with some foul language? |
| Yes. So shallow that you apparently don't even realize it. | Pete.
Jul 12, 2002 11:50 AM | | That's sad.
You're shallow because your definition of a "perfect mate" is based solely upon the fact that someone is physically attractive and rides a bike.
Get it?
Your self-professed homophobia could certainly qualify as shallowness but that's not what I was referring to.
Pete
p.s. As before, posting a resume won't help kiddo. |
| Hey, I met my perfect mate on a bike | pedalAZ
Jul 12, 2002 11:59 AM | | Here's our picture. You might say we're inseparable. |
| That's your brother AZ-X, is it not? (nm) | DIRT BOY
Jul 13, 2002 8:41 AM | | |
| Good memory! | pedalAZ
Jul 13, 2002 8:33 PM | | Remember, I'm the good lookin' one. |
| "perfect mate" ..... | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 12:24 PM | | was a figure of speech. It was meant to correspond with the picture. Do you truly believe that I really think that is MY perfect mate? And if it is....why the hell do you care? Geeez.. and I'm shallow. |
| ROTFLMAO. | Pete.
Jul 12, 2002 12:30 PM | | "figure of speech" just like "homo," etc.
Your choice of that "figure of speech," coupled with your other posts, speaks volumes about you.
Now, the question remains:
Are you really that shallow or is it just a schtick that you think is funny on the internet?
Pete |
| What's a schtick... | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 3:00 PM | | before I make that decision.
Fact is...this is a public discussion board for bikers - of which I am. If you or your disgruntled boyfriends don't like hot chicks with bikes then avoid my posts. This was a tastefull post of an extremely attractive female who races mountain bikes. Man, what the hell is wrong with you? Geez...sheltered people annoy me. |
| Schtick | Pete.
Jul 12, 2002 3:08 PM | | "1 : a show-business routine, gimmick, or gag : BIT"
"If you or your disgruntled boyfriends don't like hot chicks with bikes then avoid my posts."
I didn't know I had a boyfriend. Who is he (they)?
It's not about "liking hot chicks with bikes" it's about your shallowness, which you continue to prove.
"This was a tastefull post of an extremely attractive female who races mountain bikes."
With an utterly shallow comment, hence my questions.
"Geez...sheltered people annoy me."
Sheltered? ROTFLMAO. That's the funniest thing that you posted so far.
Thanks.
Pete
p.s. Don't forget to answer the question Hal. |
| shlt stains on the underware of life.. | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 3:21 PM | | = you.
I'm going for a ride
with my GIRLFRIEND - no really. |
| You taught a blow-up doll to ride? | celly
Jul 12, 2002 3:26 PM | | Oh right, strap him to your back and you're set. |
| Nice dodge... | Pete.
Jul 12, 2002 3:27 PM | | Why are you afraid to answer my simple question?
Secondly, how does your imaginary girlfriend deal with your shallowness, homophobia, and mysogeny?
Pete |
| What is ROTFLMAO?....not up on all the buzz.....nm | sheebo
Jul 12, 2002 7:18 PM | | |
| ROTFLMAO = | A concerned citizen
Jul 12, 2002 11:05 PM | | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off
Have a nice day,
A concerned citizen :) |
| Makes sense....thanks....off for a ride......nm | sheebo
Jul 13, 2002 8:03 AM | | |
| Wow, Pete's right... | Dave K
Jul 12, 2002 3:18 PM | | And you call other people sheltered??? Oh well, at least I probably will have no chance of actually meeting you in person. Although I guess that deprives me of the pleasure of leaving you in the dust (Hmmm, that sounds a little shallow doesn't it??? Oh well, I guess that's one of my failings. You probably think I'm a homo as well).
BTW, a "schtick" is a sort of a gimmick. In your case, Pete is wondering if your "style" (or schtick) on this board is a gimmick purposefully intending to bait people into thinking your an idiot or if you really act this way (the end result being that people come to the conclusion you are an idiot).
Dave |
| "Methinks he doth protest too strongly" | ThreePete
Jul 12, 2002 11:29 AM | | Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
| Nope, I'm complaining... | Fat-tire
Jul 12, 2002 11:42 AM | | about clueless jagoffs who get their jollies of by posting pretty girls on bikes. So, are we supposed to think you score with the ladies? Does posting their picture serve some purpose?
Reminds me of the Seinfeld joke about the guys, while driving down the street, honking at women. "What, do they expect the women to chase you down?" Do you honk at women on the street? (I bet you do.)
I'd say get a clue, but maybe you should get a life. |
| He also could have posted this one | d2az
Jul 12, 2002 11:44 AM | | but the one he posted was a nice compromise. |
| Well the second Niki pic explains why she's only wearing | Pavlov's Dog
Jul 12, 2002 12:11 PM | | armor on her upper body. She doesn't want to rip another shirt! |
| Lighten up a little........ | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 11:57 AM | | it does serve a purpose - it's called hot chick and bike. How come you didn't get on bikerguy's a$$ for posting Paolo Pezzo (another one of my favorites I might add)?
I think maybe you get your jollies off by flaming my posts.
By the way - the women honk at me! |
| "I think maybe you get your jollies off by flaming my posts." | Fat-tire
Jul 12, 2002 11:59 AM | | Ya think? What gave it away? |
| "the women honk at me!" | Pete.
Jul 12, 2002 12:02 PM | | Because they think you're one of their girlfriends, based upon your car...
Too easy.
Pete |
| Is that as in "Honk if you love Buffet" ?? nm | pedalAZ
Jul 12, 2002 12:49 PM | | |
| does she really ride though? | otto
Jul 12, 2002 11:29 AM | | |
| who cares? | kendog
Jul 12, 2002 11:37 AM | | I mean come on, she's wearing upper body armor and a pair of bikini bottoms! It's just eye candy Otto. |
| was only wondering | otto
Jul 15, 2002 5:52 AM | | with mtb's and the culture so popular at the moment in the media and such. |
| Absolutely......... | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 11:37 AM | | http://www.nikigudex.com/ |
| She used to frequent the chat on MTBR at night. | ldf
Jul 14, 2002 11:41 PM | | Or at least it was night, my time. I think she was usally just getting home from school. Crazy Ozzies and their wacky time machines.
Im guessing posts talking about her like a peice of raw meat, like some of the ones on this thread has probally scared her away from this site. Sad. |
| re: Nikki Gudex - Wwwrrrrrooooowww !!!! | flying monkey
Jul 12, 2002 11:38 AM | | No, apparently she's the real deal. Check out her site www.nikigudex.com. And yes, all chicks on bikes rock...especially good looking ones!! |
| you could have posted a different pic | twix
Jul 12, 2002 11:41 AM | | what's wrong with this one? |
| Nothing..... | MRfire - 1
Jul 12, 2002 11:48 AM | | except it doesn't portray her other quality aspects. |
| Hangin' her a$$ out there for all to see | pedalAZ
Jul 12, 2002 11:48 AM | | Has she no shame? |
| LOL. | Evil 1/2
Jul 12, 2002 1:07 PM | | Why don't you post your shyte here? These guys seem to be more your type.
http://forums13.consumerreview.com/crforum?14@@.ee7b966
PFO. Now. |
| funny how beauty equals shallowness... | atomiclotusbox
Jul 13, 2002 8:32 AM | | What kind of name is Peter? You can drop the "r" but your name still sux. No wonder you have hang ups. Don't be ashamed of your feelings kids. It's not healthy. I'm not afraid. I'll say it. She would be my perfect mate. Hands down. |
| Amen brotha..... | MRfire - 1
Jul 14, 2002 6:24 PM | | it's about time we get some normal people on this board.
I bet Peter still wears his batman underoos too. |
| LOL "normal people"? | Pete.
Jul 14, 2002 7:31 PM | | You mean more shallow homophobic mysogenists?
Maybe you're in the wrong forum sunshine.
Pete |
| Where did I equate beauty with shallowness? | Pete.
Jul 14, 2002 7:30 PM | | Maybe you should ask one of the big kids at school to explain this thread to you since you obviously lack the intelligence to understand it.
Best of luck,
Pete |
| She's mine...lolo | Burt
Jul 13, 2002 8:57 AM | | I agree MRfire.....she's one awsome woman |
| She's a MAN, baby! | shifty bits
Jul 13, 2002 8:22 PM | | Oh wait, that's the bike saddle. My mistake.
Shifty <---- Can't wait to see Goldmember! (Uh, the movie, you sickos) |
| Riding is an exciting sport but... | HornDog
Jul 13, 2002 9:40 PM | | but not exciting THAT way.
Had me wondering where to get the tubular armour. I could have used it a few times myself. |
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