|   A good ride spoiled -- Racing simulation ends in Hipper! (bad poetry | cleatgrrl
Aug 9, 2002 9:54 AM | | Took it up to redline,
with one big power jump.
Then suddenly the gound is close.
Big digger, humpty dump.
I'm a clutzo, must be nutzo,
damn it all and crap.
It's a shame that I'm so lame,
the hipper fairy brought me pain.
I've crashed before, don't get me wrong--
this is nothing new.
But when the ground came up so fast,
I didn't know what to do.
So I cried out all in anguish, Crap!
There goes my racing day.
There goes my chance to make a mark,
to get me on the map.
Cause Mt. Snow nats is coming quick,
that chance to podium.
If only I had some better skills and weren't so godddamn dumb!
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This bad poetry has been brought to you by cleatgrrl! The crashy girl with the body made of soft bony tissues, traumatized for your reading pleasure. Subdural hematoma time! |
| I think so, but just in case... | cleatgrrl
Aug 9, 2002 10:12 AM | | I'm off now to the doc to see if they will xray it just in case. Blast! |
| what happened? | Sabine
Aug 9, 2002 11:35 AM | | and tell me in regular words, not that singsong rhyming stuff. |
| I fell on my.... | cleatgrrl
Aug 9, 2002 4:53 PM | | Assss, like a dork. Here's the little rasberry. It's not too impressive. There's no fracture, just a deep, evil contusion, nice swollen butt. It hurts when I walk, but not so much on the bike, so I'm not sure if I'll race Sunday, oh well. Racing's not everything. At least I have pork! (It's what's for dinner). |
| ugly flabby arse alert! don't open spammi's photo post! | gonzostrike
Aug 11, 2002 7:43 AM | | I'd rather see a 450 lb woman in spandex, it would be cuter. |
| Lose the inferiority complex, racing's not everything | SpinningTheWheels
Aug 9, 2002 11:40 AM | | Quit being so serious about racing and learn to have some fun. Your racing may actually improve. |
| get ready to be bashed, she KNOWS she's superior to you | gonzostrike
Aug 9, 2002 11:42 AM | | Spammi is the most powerful, smartest and fastest woman ever to sit astride a bicycle saddle. Don't you dare question her superiority!
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i she's the only one allowed to know how inferior she feels |
| how do you figure she's being too serious? | atomiclotusbox¨
Aug 9, 2002 12:42 PM | | Did you even read her post? Funniest post today IMHO. Maybe you're projecting. |
| Let me count the ways... | SpinningTheWheels
Aug 9, 2002 12:50 PM | | First, just read some of her regular posts. Then, examine the excerpts from above:
"Racing simulation"
"There goes my racing day."
"There goes my chance to make a mark, to get me on the map"
"that chance to podium"
Did you even read the post? |
| yeah, i read it. it's a goofy light hearted poem. | atomiclotusbox¨
Aug 9, 2002 1:02 PM | | grrrrrrrr |
| you are right, though. | atomiclotusbox¨
Aug 9, 2002 1:07 PM | | she called herself goddamn dumb! |
| Just so your better come thursday!!! | McCracken
Aug 10, 2002 1:50 PM | | for Mt. Snow!!!
This is Allroy BTW 8-P |
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