|   Stare at this photo long enough and what do you see? | CocoaTheMonkey
Oct 7, 2002 9:51 AM | | That checkerboard makes me dizzy...
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| makes me dizzy too, but it's not the checkerboard....(nm) | bungyfish
Oct 7, 2002 9:57 AM | | |
| the little dude whacking off... | Lord Opie
Oct 7, 2002 3:55 PM | | What'd I win? Free therapy? |
| Is that redwall a 2.3 or a 2.25? | DeRanger
Oct 7, 2002 10:17 AM | | Oh, and the girls are hot, too.
DeR |
| Nice racks? (Thule, next booth over) nm | pedalAZ
Oct 7, 2002 10:19 AM | | |
| What do I see? | Cucucachu
Oct 7, 2002 10:22 AM | | Uh, the blood is rushing from my head, uh to my other head... |
| Bad dye jobs? | cleatgrrl
Oct 7, 2002 10:27 AM | | Obviously not cyclists. Girl on left needs to powder her forehead and straighten her posture. Can women like this be very bright? Am I just biased? Perhaps you suspect I envy their big round mammaries, but I'd rather not carry the extra weight when I'm racing anyway. And I bet my boyfriend's hotter than either of theirs. (JON! quit staring at them!) |
| Lets see some pics of you? | CocoaTheMonkey
Oct 7, 2002 10:31 AM | | |
| Are you joking? | cleatgrrl
Oct 7, 2002 10:51 AM | | You've got to be kidding. Haven't you seen enough of my flat chest and stubby legs on this board?
Jon just called from Vegas again by the way. He said he got Tyler Hamilton's autograph for me. He said he was so stunned by Tyler's beauty that when Tyler asked him, "What's that weird noise?" Jon could only say, "I don't know!" He's on about one hour of sleep, and he hadn't even been to the Tioga booth yet. |
| NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! | Fat-tire
Oct 7, 2002 11:50 AM | | |
| You're a real class act | cleatgrrl
Oct 7, 2002 12:19 PM | | Let's see something from you. Anything worthwhile at all would be a switch. |
| LOL, ... | Fat-tire
Oct 7, 2002 1:03 PM | | I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
I'm not an extrovert (nor do I own a camera...probably because I'm not an extrovert...or because I'm poor).
Ever hear of the Golden Rule? |
| Still waiting | cleatgrrl
Oct 7, 2002 2:54 PM | | to find out what exactly your value is to this site.
Yes, I've heard of the golden rule. It definately applies in your case. If I were a free-rider in a community effort, I would want someone to wake me up to that fact, and encourage me to contribute more positively. So I'm still waiting for a single example of one interesting photo, story, ride report or even a funny joke that you have ever posted? I don't think you can demonstrate your contribution. And if you are such a fan of the golden rule, then I guess I should insult you, like you did to me. Yes, it hurts my feelings. Is that how you would like to be treated? |
| he rides patrol on phoenixken ;) (nm) | pedalAZ
Oct 7, 2002 2:58 PM | | |
| First off... | Fat-tire
Oct 7, 2002 3:07 PM | | I've posted numerous ride/race reports. Maybe not in the numbers you are used to seeing from others, but when I feel I did something extraordinary, I've posted. I don't necessarily feel the need to report every time I ride, or to go into minute detail about every inch of a ride (I don't have the patince to do that). I do normally ask technical questions, and when I know an answer answer them. And occasionally, when I come across a post I particularlly enjoy, let the poster know I enjoyed it. (I don't have a digital camera or a scanner, so you're not going to see any photos from me, sorry.)
That said, you set the bar girl. You probably don't recall, but when I first started posting here, you attacked me. You were harsh, rude, and in my eyes way out of line. Now, I could have let it go and chalked it up to me being a newbie, but I've seen it happen too often with you and other posters. You have your moments, and in some cases I even enjoyed reading some of your posts. But too often, you grab out to some idea like a starving stray, and won't let go.
And, yep, I hold a grudge (ask MrFire and PhoenixKen). Sorry you took offense, but before you start point fingers, ask yourself why I pick on you. |
| You can add the jackass PedalAZ to that list too... | Fat-tire
Oct 7, 2002 3:11 PM | | just kidding Scott. |
| I'm so hurt.. | MRfire - 1
Oct 7, 2002 4:59 PM | | Geez, I don't what I'm going to do with myself. A grudge? That's pretty deep man. I might as well end it all right now. Nhaaaa...maybe not. After all, you do occasionally keep me entertained.
MF |
| Right back attcha, big guy | Fat-tire
Oct 7, 2002 6:10 PM | | |
| Don't you have any friends? | cleatgrrl
Oct 8, 2002 4:40 AM | | Who could take your picture when you are riding? I don't have a digital camera or a scanner either. Are you 12 years old? The Golden rule is not "Do unto others as they do unto you," it's "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." If I were as confused as you obviously are about this tenet, I would surely want to have that explained to me very clearly. Now quit picking on me, freak!!! |
| Okay, now I'm confused. | Fat-tire
Oct 8, 2002 7:06 AM | | it's okay for you to put others down, but when you're the ugly brunt of somebody's point, you're being picked on?
Ha, sorry little lady. I seriously don't want to be treated kindly by you. Now how boring would that be.
You seriously need to lighten up.
And let me see if I understand this? I don't have friends because I don't post pics of myself. Just so I'm clear, that was a put down, right?
Hello World, it's me...Center |
| Confused, abused, and oh so condescending | cleatgrrl
Oct 8, 2002 8:55 AM | | I think you misunderstood. I just asked, "Don't you have any friends who can take your picture?" I was responding to your repeated insistence that you cannot contribute a picture to this board. I know, it's hard, but my humor is lost on some. "Lighten up" right back at you.
>>>don't have friends because I don't post pics of myself. Just so I'm clear, that was a put down, right?
No, it wasn't, but this shows your paranoia, which probably was the source of your original (when?) feeling that I put you down, some time in the past.
>>but when you're the ugly brunt of somebody's point, you're being picked on?
You just declared your intent to pick on me. I asked you to stop. You continued. You follow the abusive trait of someone who has just discovered the fun of kicking their cat. Someone expressed their sensitivity, and you got a little power trip going.
Would you rather just be ignored? Previously, you declared your intent to ignore me, I would prefer it. Call me "little lady" and you will be ignored. And if you are sssssssssssssoooooooooo sensitive, that you are hung up on some slight that probably wasn't even intended for you (I normally wouldn't tangle with high-school kids), then what can I say. You have some maturing to do. I never meant to insult you, and if I did, and your ego is still bruised from that, well, maybe you need to start ignoring my posts again. Please.
>>Hello World, it's me...Center
Aptly put, for once. |
| Let it go... | Fat-tire
Oct 8, 2002 9:05 AM | | it's more than your humor that is lost on some.
Hhhmm, am I picking on you? That's odd, I thought I was just trying to get the last word in.
In fact, all I did was ask that you not post *another* photo of yourself. Low self esteem?
(And don't play naive. You pick on a lot of people, but I don't have time to point out the obvious.) |
| Let what go? AW, bite me | cleatgrrl
Oct 8, 2002 9:56 AM | | You said:
>>>>>>And, yep, I hold a grudge (ask MrFire and PhoenixKen). Sorry you took offense, but before you start point fingers, ask yourself why I pick on you.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Who needs to let what go? You proclaimed your weak attempt to pick on me. I don't care if you are backpedalling now or not, clearly you cannot decide what you're doing. Oh, and by the way, here's another photo of me---BITE ME.
Jeff, I don't "pick on" people, but I will defend myself against attack. I don't puppy-dog around on this board after anyone like you do, vying for their attention. I wasn't really insulted by your commenting "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" when some pre-pubescent jerk-off said, "Post a picture of yourself" but I do think it made you look petty, mean and stupid, and it prompted me to recommend you let go of your penis and your grudges and spend your minimal brain-power doing something more productive. If you need to get "the last word" in, you'll probably not succeed. I have been here many years, and I've seen many snot nosed children come and go from here, get into it with cleatgrrl and finally wither and die forever (like that wuss celly) so don't think you can out flame me. I hold the year 2000 award for best flame-war, and you, frankly, are small potatoes. |
| Ah, I get it now... | Fat-tire
Oct 8, 2002 10:41 AM | | You were defending yourself against attack by asking if good looking women can be smart?
You're way too easy to pick on, but believe me, my intention was not to let it go this far. But since you have the need to 1) point out that in your eyes I don't contribute to this board and 2) hint that I should take you as an example of someone to model, how can I let it go.
I love how easy you can speculate on my brain power and my asexual preference by a couple simple posts. So, what, can I now comment on your breast size, and who often you suffer from PMS because you said BITE ME? Take note, I've never once ridiculed your appearance, or even your intelligence (and if I did, I'm sure you'll point this out to me). However, I won't sit back and let somebody tell me that my posts are not worthwhile (which, btw, the opposite of which is worthless), especially from somebody who feels the need be so damn attacking.
Believe me, I know exactly when you have offended someone (and in many cases unprovoked). It typically is the most entertaining part of my day. The rest of the stuff, I just ignore (mostly out of time, as you have an uncanny ability to go on, and on, and on).
Flame away Sweetheart! |
| Paparrazzi Pic of fat-tire | pedalAZ
Oct 8, 2002 11:54 AM | | |
| I guess that explains his asexual preference | cleatgrrl
Oct 8, 2002 12:22 PM | | whatever that is?! |
| Tempting... | Fat-tire
Oct 8, 2002 3:34 PM | | but I'll bite my tongue on this one. |
| do we complain when you post a page of cleatgrrl crap? | Jm
Oct 7, 2002 6:45 PM | | you know, the second-by-second recaps you do? Even though I find it the most boring thing on earth and to be of literally no value I don't say that you are worthless because of it, even though I might think that. Yeah, golden rule, don't put down others, cause you might not be so perfect. |
| Steady, private | cleatgrrl
Oct 8, 2002 5:08 AM | | I never said the guy was worthless. I was encouraging him to make a contribution for a change. If I thought he was worthless, I'd tell him to bite me and get lost. Now bite me, and get lost. |
| Get pregnant and you won't have to envy..... | McCracken
Oct 7, 2002 10:45 AM | | ....their big round mammaries anymore!
McCracken |
| Yah, good tip. Are pregnant women sexy? | cleatgrrl
Oct 7, 2002 10:52 AM | | Then the only problem is if you're not careful while nursing, you can get one bigger than the other. |
| Definitely! | JRinCA
Oct 7, 2002 11:11 AM | | Hmm... They have that wonderful procreation glow! |
| call a doctor! | mr_spin
Oct 7, 2002 10:34 AM | | The one on the left is darker on the lower half. A lot darker. That might be a skin disease. She should see a doctor, quick! |
| Nylons on the left? | MRfire - 1
Oct 7, 2002 10:51 AM | | what's up with that? Very nice though. |
| Socks on the right? Come on... | Fat-tire
Oct 8, 2002 7:24 AM | | do you really need us to help you arrange your sock drawer? |
| Can you imagine having their job? | radair
Oct 7, 2002 10:57 AM | | Dizzy is the right word.
I'd feel pretty stupid dressed up like that hanging around a booth. Then again, I'd feel pretty stupid in a skirt anyway. |
| what, being a stripper? | narlus
Oct 7, 2002 4:54 PM | | I don't have the body for it.
rob, why weren't you @ snow this weekend? |
| Family commitments | radair
Oct 8, 2002 9:16 AM | | I've had bike stuff going on just about every weekend between races, and maintenance 'daze'. This weekend was no exception, with a local charity MTB ride for the library.
Flag football in the morning, ride in the afternoon. Life's a bitch.
Believe me, I'd have loved to have been there. |
| There was checkerboard in that photo?!? | Gill-Again
Oct 7, 2002 11:01 AM | | I guess I'll have to go back and take a second look... |
| Silicon making its way into mountainbiking? | Keiko
Oct 7, 2002 11:28 AM | | Maye Tioga is coming up with a new type of tubelss? |
| 2 attractive cases of Shameless Promotion | NoBonk
Oct 7, 2002 11:55 AM | | |
| You gotta love that "Come hither Locoman" smile ! nm | Locoman
Oct 7, 2002 12:05 PM | | . |
| Hot damn!! | JustAFriendlyWarning
Oct 7, 2002 12:38 PM | | I think I'm in love!!!! I'll take 2 please!!!
(Editted by CraigH, Subject line font & colour returned to normal) |
| Please don't post HTML in your subject line. | CraigH
Oct 7, 2002 12:44 PM | | Thanks.
CraigH, MTBR Passion moderator. |
| Thank you Craig!!! | Jettstream
Oct 7, 2002 1:03 PM | | That is one of the very very few instances when I am happy that the mtbr censors are at work. We can recognize known trolls or dorks on the main page and we can ignore them if we want, but giant, colored, flashing etc. fonts we can't. Keep the main page a level field. |
| Today was only the 2nd & 3rd time I've editted a post.... | CraigH
Oct 7, 2002 1:13 PM | | The other was changing a clickable HTML link to a video of the murder of the journalist in Afganistan/Pakistan to a URL that you had to cut and paste if you really wanted to see it.
I follow the Posting Guidelines as determined by MTBR's management.
People are actually very good at policing themselves. Most of what I delete are ads from people that don't normally post on MTBR. Once in a while someone thinks it is funny to post a porn pic to the board.
Others on the boards help too by emailing me when those kind of things get posted. The assistance is appreciated! |
| Huh? | Finch Platte
Oct 7, 2002 3:07 PM | | I don't get it.
And it's 'edited,' btw.
fp |
| 'Cuz I dun fixd it. | CraigH
Oct 7, 2002 3:43 PM | | Thanks for the spelling tip, I caught that on the next one. |
| You shoulda seen the swarm around the 'Zoki chicks. Jeez. nm | Hollywood
Oct 7, 2002 1:25 PM | | |
| they're DUDES!!! | bn
Oct 7, 2002 2:43 PM | | hey, it could happen- it's Vegas after all |
| Bomber girl unemployment line? | Doc
Oct 7, 2002 3:26 PM | | They are picking up their "checks", get it?! |
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