|   Why Turner 5-spots are pieces of shit! | Turner Hater
Aug 3, 2003 3:10 PM | | Why Turner 5-spots are the most-overrater pieces of shit that i've ever seen. What kind of MORON pays 2 g's on a frame that sucks? A horst-link is a horst-line is a horst-link. David Turner needs to go Titec's way and go out of business. He's the most money sucking asshole manufactorurer ever. Many, many bikes cost way less and are way better. The ONLY frame worth paying 2 g's for is an Airborne Paka-Wallup which is only 1.7 g's. Turner bikes are the worst-value shittiest pieces of shit ever to have to wheels on them. All these bastard 5-spot owners are blinded by the bikes shitty ass performance because they put 4 g's into a bike that should be sold at Wal-Mart or Toys R' Us. The government should put Turner bikes out of business for being such faggots and having their bikes cost way to much. Turners eat shit and don't deserve to be called bikes-only pieces of shit from my ass. RANT OVER |
| Can't afford one, eh? nm | scrublover
Aug 3, 2003 3:48 PM | | nm |
| You kiss your inbred wife/niece with that mouth?? | ohpossum
Aug 3, 2003 3:55 PM | | You and your kin-folk should be ashamed!
op |
| Drugs are bad, 'mkay? | scorcher seb
Aug 3, 2003 3:56 PM | | Manufactorurerer? |
| Any facts to substantiate your "dung theory"? | wfl3
Aug 3, 2003 4:11 PM | | Or did you just get brutally butt punched by a cellmate named Turner?
Why would you compare a bike with like 1" of travel to one with 5" - maybe you're unconsciously wishing this Turner fellow was a bit "shorter" in travel? |
| Any facts to substantiate your "dung theory"? | dream4est
Aug 3, 2003 4:52 PM | | i just got a chance to hop on one for a few minutes and the 5 spot felt awesome. the romic shock felt great. there is a reason that turner's 4 bar is patented (by specialized). best suspension produced to date as far as race results and technical riding feedback is concerned |
| just a clarrification... | DGC
Aug 3, 2003 7:24 PM | | Specialized does not own the patent to the Turner 4 bar design, Horst Leitner (AMP bikes) sold his Horst link patent for a great deal of money to Specialized a few years back, to use this now called FSR link you must pay the piper royalties. This is all for that little critical link in back by the axle, the rest of the Turner design has absolutely nothing to do with Specialized, in fact Turner had used the Horst link many years prior to Specialized buying the patent.
As for the idiot original poster of the Turner rant, he is just trying to get everyone all fired up or riled up purposely, or truely is jealous of such a beautiful machine and wishes he didnt have to own his Pacifica Huffy. |
| /me grades your paper. 'You fail, troll!' | pimpbot
Aug 3, 2003 5:54 PM | | You have zero arguement and zero examples. Basically, you just say 'Turners are bad cause they cost too much, M'kay?' and that's it. That's all you got.
That, and you state that the government should put a successful bike company out of business for building overpriced bikes and their sexual orientation.
So do us all a favor. Either explain your position with examples, or STFU, because we don't wanna hear some 9 year old's temper tantrum becuase his mommy didn't cut his crusts off his PB and J and got sent to bed.
Man, I hope you learn som englishin' and paper-writin' before they let you out of 4th grade you bigoted little asshole. |
| you respond to troll, you fail, he pass | YooHoo stain
Aug 4, 2003 7:57 AM | | this whole trolling concept too complicated for ya? |
| Yeah, good point. I fed the troll. My bad. | pimpbot
Aug 4, 2003 10:27 AM | | And you'd think I knew better, being an internet user before it was called the internet.
Wups |
| His IP Addy: 65.70.231.171 | pimpbot
Aug 3, 2003 6:46 PM | | file for futur reference. Add him to the 'knucklehead' list. |
| wrong | YooHoo stain
Aug 4, 2003 7:51 AM | | file deez nutz |
| LOL! How clueless is - Airborne vs Turner??!!! LMFAO!-NFM | dlowell
Aug 3, 2003 7:08 PM | | |
| Oh wow........ | TheSherpa
Aug 3, 2003 7:14 PM | | sounds like a case of me and jbelt/biker3. It's not us-check the IP-but its always great when someone flames like this. Personally i think Turner's are overpriced, but i've never seen nor ridden one so who am i to say. Oh well this is great and i love seeing stuff like this after a slowwwwwwwwww day on mtbr.
-TS |
| Well, you got the same IP addy... 65.70.231.171 | pimpbot
Aug 4, 2003 10:39 AM | | You do the math.
So does your trailer park offer internet service and you all gain access from behind the same firewall? |
| You know, I kinda agree with him in a small way.... | 2melow
Aug 3, 2003 7:39 PM | | ...the cursing is not acceptable, but he does have a point. If I was throwing down 2000 bones - i'd want full custom.
$2000 for a stock frame? No thanks. |
| re: Why Turner 5-spots are pieces of shit! | Blue 'Goose
Aug 3, 2003 8:22 PM | | NSlookup came up with this:
Name: adsl-65-70-231-171.dsl.fyvlar.swbell.net
Address: 65.70.231.171
I think it's interesting that he decries a horst-link when many
manufacturers (and many bikes) use it. Oh well. |
| Trolling, trolling, trolling.... keep that Bullsh&t trolling. | wg
Aug 3, 2003 8:47 PM | | Thanks for the educational, well thought out and well substantiated argument.
I'll be sure to swing by during Juvenile Hall visiting hours to pick up some more pointers on debate, clear thought and persuasive writing skills (or should I say skilz?). |
| YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN | Spiff
Aug 3, 2003 10:04 PM | | Attention whore...
Gui |
| Whatever you do... | Darin
Aug 3, 2003 10:38 PM | | Don't post an idea for turnerreview.com
these guys will have you for lunch. |
| Turner Hater; your helmet is on wrong! | Wasatch Walt
Aug 4, 2003 6:37 AM | | http://www.msnbc.com/news/947774.asp?0cv=CB20 |
| "shittiest pieces of shit" | Jrm
Aug 4, 2003 6:44 AM | | I like that... |
| It's a shame you can't afford one, but keep | WarrGuru
Aug 4, 2003 11:40 AM | | working hard....always remember to ask if they want".....fries with that"...and someday you'll have your own "sh!tty bike". |
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