|   PLEASE HELP ME | SCARED
Jan 16, 2004 3:10 PM | | So I am sorry to have taken so long to post this but my recovery, both mental and physical has taken some time.
I was at N* this summer and lost my riding crew down the backside of the mountain. Being new to the trail I guess in hindsight I was crusing with a bit too much speed. Never the less I hit this jump and over shot it to flat, bucking myself of my rig into a rock (well at least I think that is what happened to be honest I do not remember to well).
Here though is where it gets scary. I wake up to see a fat guy and a kinda chubby guy naked. When I open my eyes the chubby kisses the fat guy adn walks over to his bike. Then I notice they have stripped me down and left only my socks on.
Had it not been for my training in self defense I think they were going to anally rape me in a few secomds ( i thought this because the chubby guy who was riding a foes fly took the top of his waterbottle off to reveal a tube of KY). I then got up and punched the fat guy in the belly and kicked the chubby guy in his dome while he was trying to get the KY cap off. The fat guy came after me again with what looked like a Jericho bottle opener. I then used a grip I learned in Hapkido to immobolize him and he was out for the count.
With the two guys out of commision I looked around and found my clothes and bike. Before I left though I noticed the guy with the fly had a Porsche t-shirt next to his bike where they were originally playing together naked.
What I am looking for here is help! After I got home I teneded to my physical damage but mentally this still bothers me. I want to know if anyone may know of these two rapists and if so please contact me! I do not want to think what they might do to others or me for that matter had I not know HAPKIDO and been smarter than they are.
Last but not least the thought of these two naked still gives me nightmares and I hope if I can track them down I can put everything out of my mind!
The only good thought I can muster is at least they are totally gay for each other and probably not reproducing.
Thanks to everyone in advance who lends a hand. |
| Let me be the first to say... | Skinny-Tire
Jan 16, 2004 3:12 PM | | www.google.com
Apparently, it works wonders. |
| I DO NOT GET IT | SCARED
Jan 16, 2004 4:20 PM | | what are you inferring? Are you part of their crew? I asked someone who knows this board if he recognized your HANDLE and he said you were a pretty sorry rider who probably knew something about this. Or better yet may have been the third guy I did not mention because it is hard to tell some parts ofb what happened from dream state or reality! |
| That's hot. (nm) | Zonic Man
Jan 16, 2004 6:33 PM | | |
| You'll have to hire a few bodyguards one of these days | Spiff
Jan 16, 2004 7:03 PM | | to keep the stalkers off.
Sorry, that's the price of the fame.
Gui |
| That is the most bizarre post I've ever seen. (nm) | FourthAveRiots
Jan 17, 2004 9:07 AM | | |
| Sounds like something Pete might write to Penthouse Forum! | GippleMeister
Jan 17, 2004 3:15 PM | | LOL, that is the funniest post I've ever read on this site LOL!! |
| The last 2 replies sum it up, most bizzare and funniest post yet,... | Bikeless Rider
Jan 17, 2004 3:56 PM | | ...but what strikes me as even funnier than the story, is the way you ended it: "Thanks to eveyone in advance who lends a hand". Just what style of Hapkido are you refering to? I'm no fan of the gay lifestyle, but at least some of the stories are entertaining. |
| The last 2 replies sum it up, most bizzare and funniest post yet,... | Erok
Jan 17, 2004 8:25 PM | | That's it! there can't possibly be a more wacko post than that ever posted again! That has got to be the absolute pinnacle of preposterous posts!... and to think that it comes in the last days of the old board, PRICELESS!!! I gotta save this! LOL, LOL LOL!!! |
| Too funny....very creative.. | Ebo
Jan 17, 2004 8:14 PM | | Porsche t shirt, Jericho bottle opener, Foes Fly, Northstar,etc. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who this jab is directed at. |
| You need help from this guy | endo king
Jan 19, 2004 5:47 AM | | Go here, quick!
http://www.lacunainc.com/ |
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