|   Heff... | Robert.
Sep 20, 2001 12:14 PM | | I would like to be a part of NADS is #62 taken? |
| robert....... | heff®
Sep 20, 2001 1:50 PM | | Y'all have to do a wee bit better than that....poetry and a beer bribe are the USUAL ways to the ONGO's heart......
heff® NADS ONGO |
| Avid: The love hate relationship... | Robert.
Sep 21, 2001 8:29 AM | | Love:
Avids:
I want a brake who knows what quality is all about. You are powerful, durable, and modulatable. Brakes that are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other brakes. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Robert.
Hate:
Avids:
I want a brake that knows what quality is. All about you are powerful, durable, and modulatable brakes that are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other brakes, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Robert.
~Parody of Anonymous~
If that didnt work how does the proposition of numeous kegs of tax free beer sound... |
| mmmmmm.........beeeeeeeeer.............. | heff®
Sep 21, 2001 4:43 PM | | Well, now, I think you cerainly DESERVE that #62!
Get thee down upon one knee, turn thy face unto Englewood Colorado, and place thy right hand uponst the Avid Caliper:
You do so swear to follow the teachings of the NADS, to embroider your handle and number upon the waistband of your underwear, and be as much of a help to other less fortunate brake owners, no matter the cost?
Arise, then, Robert, NADS #62 (beating vigorously about the head and shoulders with a clean, well-lubed section of Flak Jacket), go forth, and spread the joy of the NADS unto all!
heff®
NADS ONGO |
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