|  This one is NO WORSE then the MAN's ass on home page..... | MRfire Nov 2, 2001 6:15 AM | | So MTBR, let this one ride it out. Deserving people would like to see. Peace. |
|  Grow up already | Coolhand Nov 2, 2001 6:24 AM | | Your pathetic need for attention was slightly amusing at first, but now is just annoying. Take the hint already.
Also, if your going to spam us with these stupid pictures, at least take them to passion.
Coolhand |
|  Some people like to see..... | MRfire Nov 2, 2001 6:41 AM | | so, if YOU don't like it, YOU don't have to look at it. I apologize if you're a female - you better go look at the man's ass on home page.
Peace. |
|  Typical | Coolhand Nov 2, 2001 10:19 AM | | I guess your the newest in the long line of unsupervised kiddies. I will try to use small words, so as not to confuse you. Ready:
1. The admins deleted your posts-- take the hint already.
2. Mindless of topic crap goes in Passion-- not here. Let's put those 7th grade reading skills to work and post appropriately.
3. Your 15 minutes of annoying fame are up-- please go back to the backstreet boys board- I am sure they miss you. Your a one trick pony. If your going to be a pest, at least be original.
4. Some people like porno too- doesn't mean it belongs here. This is about bikes, not your need for attention. Enough with the nudes already.
5. Your whiny complaints about the admins makes you look like even a greater idiot then the logic of your posts. Don't like it- go start your own web page (with your parent's permission of course).
6. Do you even HAVE a bike?
Coolhand |
|  Why don't YOU just leave..... | MRfire Nov 2, 2001 10:56 AM | | Your opinion is obviously meaningless here. By the way...
1. My original post was removed due to excessive exposure on the second picture (Admission: I should not have posted that one)
2. This is a general topic for general discussion & by the way, I happen to have a masters from Ohio State - thank you very much.
3. As far as looking for attention - what the f*ck do I care on a forum, where nobody KNOWS who I am, how much "fame" I have? This is purely for the enjoyment of others.
4. This is not porno, if you think it is - you have lived a sheltered life.
5. And last but not least - no I don't have "a" bike, I have four and will surely blow you away on the trail.
See ya! |
|  hey Coolhand... | jay Nov 2, 2001 11:35 AM | | relax and lighten up. There are bigger issues in this world. You may not be gay, but your actions are gay. Seriously, you think that's considered "porno"? Get real. Your Lycra shorts are way too tight. Ease up there sport.
Relax and go ride. |
|  Sigh- smaller words needed | Coolhand Nov 2, 2001 1:43 PM | | I see reading comprehension not a strong point at Ohio State, probably so as not to flunk out all of the jocks. Seeing the quality of the discourse and the sterling nature of this thread (it seems to be under attack by all the random trolls) I will ignore most of your amusingly off base assertions and twisted "logic", except for this:
"2. This is a general topic for general discussion & by the way, I happen to have a masters from Ohio State - thank you very much."
a. actually not a discussion, rather a childish tantrum. Your posts were dropped and you acted like a petuluant child. A whiny complaint and a photo of someone's butt is not a "discussion", at least its not outside of Ohio State.
b. Masters from Ohio State-- and? Your behavior (posting the full frontal nude) is immature to say the least. Also, in the words of Dean Wormer, "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son."
c. You can take your pick all four of your bikes, the Huffy, Murray, Pacific or the Royce Union, and dream about dropping me, cause in the real world its not happening. Why, not only am I relatively fast for a fully employed geezer, we probably live 5 states apart.
d. Finally, this is boring. This pictures suck and the insults are tepid, at best.
Coolhand
So try to post discussions in General Discussion, and your random crap in Passion because (i) that's where it belongs, and (ii) they have much wittier posters in there, so you can see a whole in range of clever insults and putdowns.
Later,
Coolhand |
|  I gotta go - but one final note..... | MRfire Nov 2, 2001 3:18 PM | | You obviously are somewhat intelligent (at least with your thesaurus on hand) but you are missing the point. I am not here to degrade you or anyone else for that matter. I enjoy mountain bike discussion (or I wouldn't waste my time here) as much as the next person. Fact is, I posted the pictures because people ( or "random trolls" as you put it ) seemed to enjoy them. Now I toned down the content (as I admitted my "immature" act prior) and hope I don't continue to annoy your "fully employed" (as if this is some sort of accomplishment) geezer ass. Oh by the way, I live in Northeastern Ohio and ride all over western PA - so if in the area, throw out a post and we'll meet.
P.S. What's wrong with Jocks?
Peace. |
|  Grow up already | Bob Nov 2, 2001 7:14 AM | | Some of us have a fondness for the female form and enjoy photos such as these. In addition, she is riding a mountain bike so it is related and does belong in the General section. And to all you female riders, please see the home page pic. |
|  Grow up already | Bob Nov 2, 2001 7:21 AM | | Hey Coolhand, you need some grammar lessons. If you are going to be an uptight asshole, then you should at least be familiar with the language. There is "your" and "you're". Learn them. |
|  Sorry Bob, you have it backwards. | Bob Nov 2, 2001 7:36 AM | | Um Bob, I have to call BS on this one.
YOU'RE making us other Bob's look bad.
You're as in "you are".
"YOUR" as Coolhand uses it is possesive. As in "Your pathetic need..."
Which is used correctly. Had he typed "You're pathetic need..." it would be the same as saying "You are pathetic need...? Doesn't make sense does it?
Methinks someone else could use a grammar lesson. :-)
Bob |
|  Sorry Bob, you have it backwards. | Bob Nov 2, 2001 9:30 AM | | Um Bob, you need to brush up on your reading. I was indicating his improper usage in the second paragraph as in "if your going to spam......" In this case he should have said "you're". Thanks for your support "Bob". |
|  How come you boys... | "Old Mrs. Reiley" Nov 2, 2001 9:36 AM | | ...were never this enthusiatic during my Grade 6 grammar class? I can see now that I was a positive influence to you both. I shall take this opportunity to say, "YOU'RE welcome"! Mrs. Reiley |
|  Sorry Bob, you have it backwards. | Bob Nov 2, 2001 10:10 AM | | DOH!
What was it Gilda Radners character used to say on SNL?
Oh yeah...nevermind.
I can conjugate that verb in 2 notes. |
|  Sorry Bob, you have it backwards. | Bob Nov 2, 2001 12:05 PM | | I agree with you but you had to bring it up and defend the asshole who thought the pic was inappropriate and at the same time criticize me for MY grammar when you are the one who missed the point. To all of this I say.......F*@K IT. |
|  Last post in this thread for me | Bob Nov 2, 2001 12:46 PM | | Bob,
If you read my post that starts out DOH! You know DOH! like when Homer realizes he just screwed up? I was recognizing MY mistake by pulling the word out of the first paragraph and not the second.
No need to swear. Take a deep breath. relax. |
|  Last post in this thread for me | Bob Nov 2, 2001 1:00 PM | | wwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooossssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ok, I'm relaxed now. |
|  YOU again?!?! | Big Brother Nov 2, 2001 7:23 AM | | ...this is getting tiresome. |
|  C'mon this one isn't bad....P.S. - Thank you Bob (nm) | MRfire Nov 2, 2001 7:30 AM | | |
|  it's spam... | Cook Nov 2, 2001 7:39 AM | | ...and if I really wanted to see naked people on bikes I could probably find a sight like www.nakedpeopleonbikes.com in about 9 seconds to get my fill. If it was YOU or your REAL girlfriend, it'd be funny.....otherwise it's just spam. I know, if I don't want to see it I don't have to open it. But I wasn't sure if it was spam until I saw it. Now I've learned my lesson. Don't ever open pics posted by MRfire. |
|  Actually spam is spiced ham...little known fact | matt Nov 2, 2001 7:17 PM | | It is a very popular dish in Hawaii too. A little more spam trivia for you. MRfire, you didn't post a link to your webpage. |
|  COOLHAND is GAY! | Flex Nov 2, 2001 7:28 AM | | What's your problem buddy? You don't like naked chicks huh?
Well that's your decision, just don't ever ride behind me on a training ride. |
|  Won't my wife be shocked | Coolhand Nov 2, 2001 10:27 AM | | Plus I hate Judy Garland. Not that snazzy a dresser. Nope. Not gay, "not that there is anything wrong with that."
Also, don't worry about the training ride issue- I would not want to spend all day in the granny gear. Maybe when your training wheels come off.
Coolhand |
|  Cheese for your whine?? | fred Nov 2, 2001 11:46 AM | | wah wah wah. |
|  We still want the woman from 7 springs back | curious? Nov 2, 2001 7:37 AM | | Never had a chance to save her. |
|  OK - but not the frontal nudity one.... | MRfire Nov 2, 2001 7:44 AM | | |
|  I Just Never Gets Old | blackboard Nov 2, 2001 8:11 AM | | Right Arm!! |
|  God Bless You..... | sheebo Nov 2, 2001 8:31 AM | | I just wish they would zap that guy's hairy arse. Talk about bad taste. Go Deep MRfire. And do keep those of us who enjoy your antics updated. Cheers. |
|  OK - but not the frontal nudity one.... | Sodbuster Nov 4, 2001 5:31 AM | | Beautiful. How can anyone not enjoy the form? Awesome! |
|  "No worse?" I'd say it's a lot BETTER (nm) | Cory Nov 2, 2001 8:49 AM | | |
|  mighty fine work | mr magoo Nov 2, 2001 9:52 AM | | don't let the vocal lifeless minority force you into hiding this talent. i especially admire this form. thanks |
|  I Say "Bring on the B*tches" nm | StinkyDiver Nov 2, 2001 10:34 AM | | |
|  I NEVER REALIZED.... | jay Nov 2, 2001 11:43 AM | | that there are so many egotistical mountian bikers on this site. RELAX EVERYONE. It's obvious what age bracket some of these posters are in. Well, I got news for you all. The '50's & '60's are over. Pull your heads out of the sand.
What's the problem with MRfire's picture? Are you guys really that insecure? I LOVE THAT PIC AND WANT TO SEE MORE!!
Friggin geeks whose only interests are looking a bike pictures, saving grams and buying new lycra shorts. |
|  I NEVER REALIZED.... | Bonee Nov 2, 2001 12:49 PM | | Jay - you should check out this thread on the Passion board. Those guys dig new Lycra shorts, especially the ones that come in Pink!
Funny Conversation on bike shorts |
|  .What? No helmet? | woe Nov 2, 2001 4:31 PM | | Tsk, tsk... |
|  Are those V-brakes? nm | Riiider Nov 2, 2001 10:23 PM | | |
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