|   Big Rio'Grande trail adventure! | lil'Juan
Oct 3, 2002 6:34 AM | | O'lah! all my good frieeends! Mi name iz Jaunito Miguillio Jenendro Chavez but all mi good frieends...like the all of jew guys can call mi lil'Juan! Areeeeebah!
Az jew can see mi frieends mi bike...I like to call mi bike my lil'buro...lil'buro had a bery tuf'day today amigos.
It all started out this morning wheeen I decided to cross the mighty Rio'grande reeever. I put on mi matching jellow shirt...so the crazy border patrol would'nt see mi and lil'buro. I rode lil'buro to the southern most tip of the Rio'mucho el'grande trail!
I did look around for the border patrol and then ate two burritos and two tacos...I wash that down with two tequilas to get the sand out of mi mouth! Ahhhhh I was well refreshed mi amigos! I started to head down the trail to the edge of the reeever, looking for the shallow area to cross.
I found a good shallow crossing and decided to cross... the current, she was tough mi frieeeends but lil'buro had a good tune up...I will buy lil'buro sum nice gold rims wheeen I get to Los'Ungleess, she deserve them! Az I get the other side I hear much sounds...I look over the left and see 10 border patrol on Mountain bike! Areeeebah! that is not good news for me and lil'buro! just like el'Mazuma Gato...the great Aztec King with the spirit of the night cat...I quickly jumped on lil'buro and swiftly headed down the steep trail like I was beeeing chased by Capitun'Cortez and his spanish conquistadors! I rode hard quick...jumping over the stumps and the rocks and the jumps! The trail was now winding like a great rattle'sneeek...but mi and lil'buro weeel make boots of this rattle'sneeek! Areeeeebah! I look over my shoulder and I can see the leader of the gringo'border patrol approaching...oh' he is fast! I decided to take lil'buro off the main trail! we pulled to the left and went off a 5ft drop...then we went down steeeep through the hills and desert gullieees! we dodged the cactus...and jumped over the gila monster! areeebah! we flew through the dried desert jungle!
Then one of the gringos pulled next to me! I quickly slow down and get behind him and knocked out his back tire with lil'buro's front tire...he lose control and I get to his side and kick him like a bull! Areeeebah! ...oh' my stomach! all the sudeeen my stomach, she is paining! then I remember I ate two'miny bean burritos! but I have idea! I slow down lil'buro and let the gringos catch up little bit...I then steer lil'buro to the cliff with very steep drop! I get to the edge and look down ...very steep! then I look back at gringos...they waiting to see if I go down! I go down! and gringos follow! Then I let loose of Montezuma revenge! I spray stinky bean sauce all over behind me! The gringos slip and slide on stinky bean sauce and start to crash! Areeeebah! RRREEEbah!
In the excitement I don't see the 10 foot drop and mi and lil'buro fly off...hit ground very hard! ...mi pooor lil'buro break her legs amigos!
Anyway...I go into town and take job away from gringo at gas station! Soon I weeel have enough muny to fix lil'buro...remember mi good amigos...never eat TWO burritos when doing the biking!
jour' good frieeend lil'juan! |
| Give it a rest this is the second time u posted this in 24hours | DIRTJUNKIE
Oct 3, 2002 9:05 AM | | Some what funny but you lost it towards the end.Keep working on your lingo,you might even offend some people with this. |
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