|   The Big Lebowski - favorite line | Person
Oct 20, 2003 9:49 PM | | I like when Lebowski (not the dude) says, "Strong men also cry....strong men...also cry." |
| don't fuck with the Jesus | s
Oct 20, 2003 9:52 PM | | |
| Awesome movie, but like the other poster said dont fuck with | moab63
Oct 20, 2003 9:56 PM | | the jesus. and other cult movie is four rooms and of course unusual suspects. |
| Awesome movie, but like the other poster said dont fuck with | gone2vegas
Oct 21, 2003 6:45 AM | | it's The Usual Suspects |
| "The Dude abides..." (nm) | beeristasty
Oct 20, 2003 10:33 PM | | |
| "...Nice Marmot..." nm. | Feideaux
Oct 20, 2003 10:34 PM | | |
| Donnie, your out of your element! nm | kclefty30
Oct 20, 2003 10:54 PM | | |
| Donnie, shut the fuck up! nm | kclefty30
Oct 20, 2003 10:56 PM | | |
| Get a job, sir! | smelly
Oct 20, 2003 11:16 PM | | |
| Hey, I know that guy...he's a nihilist. | Person
Oct 20, 2003 11:38 PM | | |
| We believe in nuh-sink! (nm) great stuff! I gotta own that one | pimpbot
Oct 21, 2003 12:03 AM | | |
| re: The Big Lebowski - favorite line | mqtrider
Oct 21, 2003 6:22 AM | | I am the walrus. It's a show dog with papers. What is this day of rest shit? Eight year olds dude. At least they left the Creedence. this is what happens when you fock a stranger in the ass., |
| Dude | fatmat
Oct 21, 2003 7:17 AM | | Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing |
| what was the line about the Eagles? | KL
Oct 21, 2003 8:31 AM | | something like, "F. the Eagles, man." |
| "had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man". nm | clary.
Oct 21, 2003 8:52 AM | | |
| what about when he asks the cop if he's got any leads? nm | KL
Oct 21, 2003 9:50 AM | | |
| what about when he asks the cop if he's got any leads? nm | clary.
Oct 21, 2003 10:23 AM | | NORTH HOLLYWOOD AUTO CIRCUS
A policeman with a clipboard is leading the Dude through a
large parking lot.
POLICEMAN
You're lucky she wasn't chopped, Mr.
Lebowski. Must've been a joyride
situation; they abandoned the car
once they hit the retaining wall.
They have reached the Dude's car. The driver's side
exterior has been scraped raw. The policeman hands the Dude
a door handle and an exterior rear-view mirror.
POLICEMAN
These were on the road next to the
car. You'll have to get in on the
other side.
The Dude climbs in the passenger side.
DUDE
My fucking briefcase! It's not here!
POLICEMAN
Yeah, sorry, I saw that on the report.
You're lucky they left the tape deck
though.
DUDE
My fucking briefcase! Jesus--what's
that smell?
POLICEMAN
Uh, yeah. Probably a vagrant, slept
in the car. Or perhaps just used it
as a toilet, and moved on.
The Dude tries to roll down the driver's window but it will
not go; he bellows through the glass:
DUDE
When will you find these guys? I
mean, do you have any promising leads?
The policeman laughs, agreeing broadly.
POLICEMAN
Leads, yeah. I'll just check with
the boys down at the Crime Lab.
They've assigned four more detectives
to the case, got us working in shifts.
The Dude looks sadly through his window at the policeman
rocking back on his heels, his raucous laughter muffled by
the glass. |
| HA! thanks, friggin hilarious! n/m | KL
Oct 21, 2003 10:37 AM | | |
| replies to Walter... | clary.
Oct 21, 2003 8:57 AM | | "I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter."
"What about that shit about Vietnam!"
"What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything! What the fuck are you talking about?!" |
| re: The Big Lebowski - blathering | Person
Oct 21, 2003 10:45 AM | | DUDE
I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, man I've got certain information alright? Certain things have come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it
it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh--you know? |
| You want a toe?I can get you a toe, believe me There are ways nm | Thegarzacomplex
Oct 21, 2003 11:11 AM | | |
| You want a toe?I can get you a toe, believe me There are ways nm | clary.
Oct 21, 2003 11:32 AM | | COFFEE SHOP
The Dude and Walter sit at the counter, both staring off
into space, both absently stirring their coffee with little
clinking noises.
AFTER A LONG BEAT:
WALTER
That wasn't her toe.
DUDE
Whose toe was it, Walter?
WALTER
How the fuck should I know? I do
know that nothing about it indicates--
DUDE
The nail polish, Walter.
WALTER
Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible
to get some nail polish, apply it to
someone else's toe--
DUDE
Someone else's--where the fuck are
they gonna--
WALTER
You want a toe? I can get you a
toe, believe me. There are ways,
Dude. You don't wanna know about
it, believe me.
DUDE
But Walter--
WALTER
I'll get you a toe by this
afternoon--with nail polish. These
fucking amateurs. They send us a
toe, we're supposed to shit our-
selves with fear. Jesus Christ. My
point is--
DUDE
They're gonna kill her, Walter, and
then they're gonna kill me--
WALTER
Well that's just, that's the stress
talking, Dude. So far we have what
looks to me like a series of
victimless crimes--
DUDE
What about the toe?
WALTER
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
A waitress enters.
WAITRESS
Could you please keep your voices
down--this is a family restaurant.
WALTER
Oh, please dear! I've got news for
you: the Supreme Court has roundly
rejected prior restraint!
DUDE
Walter, this isn't a First Amendment
thing.
WAITRESS
Sir, if you don't calm down I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.
WALTER
Lady, I got buddies who died face-
down in the muck so you and I could
enjoy this family restaurant!
THE DUDE GETS UP:
DUDE
All right, I'm leaving. I'm sorry
ma'am.
WALTER
Don't run away from this, Dude!
Goddamnit, this affects all of us!
The Dude has left frame; Walter calls after him:
WALTER
Our basic freedoms!
He looks defiantly around.
WALTER
I'm staying. Finishing my coffee.
He stirs the coffee, bopping his head in time to the Muzak,
affecting nonchalance.
WALTER
Finishing my coffee. |
| Your Lebowski...Lebowski | B1
Oct 21, 2003 4:58 PM | | When the two hoodlums visit his apartment and take a leak on his rug and dunk his head into the tiolet |
| carfull dude ive got a beverage | greentounge
Oct 21, 2003 8:43 PM | | |
| careful nm | sp
Oct 22, 2003 11:04 AM | | |
| Those are my dirty undies, Dude. nm | kclefty30
Oct 21, 2003 9:12 PM | | |
| Say friend, ya got any more a that good sarsaparilla? nm | kclefty30
Oct 21, 2003 9:18 PM | | |
| mind if i do a jay? nm | kclefty30
Oct 21, 2003 9:20 PM | | |
| Awww, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling. nm | kclefty30
Oct 21, 2003 9:26 PM | | |
| are these men gonna hurt us, Walter?... | kclefty30
Oct 21, 2003 9:30 PM | | no, Donny, these men are cowards. |
| You mean coitus? | Dodi
Oct 21, 2003 10:07 PM | | One of many faves from the movie. |
| Do you see what happens when you fuck with a stranger!?! | Dodi
Oct 21, 2003 10:09 PM | | Another fave of mine.Classic |
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